My Perfect Friendship

One time, I was in the passenger seat in my friend’s car. I had just bought Hall & Oates’ Greatest Hits, and had the window rolled down. I just went, “YEAAAAHHH!!!” out of ironic excitement for this CD I had just purchased.

“WHAT!!!!” said the driver next to me, in his best Dave Chapelle-as-Lil Jon impression.

“YEAA-YAAAHH!” I responded.

“OKAY!!!!!” he agreed.

And then the light turned green, and he turned right while we went straight.

It was the perfect friendship. He saw I was excited, inquired, also got excited, agreed about my excitement, and I never saw him again.

The end.

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