On Unicorns

Unicorns are actually metal as hell. They come from the same myths and legends and wizards and demons and dragon-slaying knights and elves and orcs and stuff.

Just because Lisa Frank put some unicorns on Trapper Keepers doesn’t mean they aren’t metal. That’s like saying bears aren’t terrifying because sometimes the white ones drink Coke.

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