(The camera zooms in toward a large stadium in the middle of Capcomarvelsnk City. The stadium is packed with people sitting in bleachers, surrounding a fairly large battling arena. The camera then swings in closer to the arena, and swings over to a desk sitting near it. Croc and Alli are sitting at the desk, with microphones.)
Croc: We're coming in to you live from the Superfight Stadium in Capcomarvelsnk City. I'm X-Croc.
Alli: And I'm Alli Grey. You're watching the very first episode of C&A Superfights, the craziest series of dream matches you'll ever see!
Croc: Today's combatants are well-known as being two of the strongest fighters on television today, and they're going to battle it out tonight, on Superfights! Let's meet the fighters!
Alli: In the yellow corner, we bring to you the great hero, Son Goku!
(Goku walks out into the arena, waving to his cheering fans. He then goes to the yellow corner and starts doing stretching exercises.)
Alli: Son Goku is known for his heroic escapades on the popular anime series, "Dragon Ball". He has saved the universe from such evil beings as Freeza and Majin Buu countless times. His special powers include flying, masterful manipulation of ki, and the ability to blow stuff up without really doing anything.
Croc: And in the green corner, it's the world-famous martial artist, Chuck Norris!
(Chuck Norris walks out wearing Texas-style attire not unlike what he wears on his show, "Walker: Texas Ranger". He waves to his cheering fans, then goes to the green corner and starts practicing his badly-choreographed moves.)
Croc: Chuck Norris is the star of the popular TV show, "Walker: Texas Ranger", where he takes out the badguys with slow, easy-to-dodge martial arts moves. He always comes out of his fights without a scratch, with the only exception being the time he fought that Fei Long wannabe in that one movie. Something about dragons.
Alli: Here are the rules for the fight. You can use any move you want to try to take out the opposition. There are four ways you can lose. Number 1: If you get knocked down, and aren't up before the referee counts to ten.
Croc: Number 2: If you are killed or otherwise made unable to continue fighting.
Alli: Number 3: If you are tossed beyond the boundaries of the arena.
Croc: Or number 4: If you give up. There is only one round of fighting, and it ends when one of these four things happens to one of the fighters. There is no time limit; the fighters can fight as long as they want.
Alli: Here comes Referee James Blanka. The fight is about to begin!
(Blanka in a referee uniform walks out to the middle of the arena. Goku and Chuck Norris walk over and stand opposite each other near Blanka.)
Blanka: Now, remember, the rules are that there are no rules, other than doing what is in your power to become victorious. Please have enough consideration to not make too big of a mess out of one another; there are janitors that will be obligated to clean it up. When the bell rings, the fighting may commence. ::walks away to the outside of the arena::
Goku: I look forward to seeing if you're really as strong as they say!
Norris: You'll be surprised.
(The bell rings. Goku and Chuck Norris get into fighting positions.)
Croc: And the match has begun! The fighters look serious. Who will land the first blow?
Goku: Let's start, then! ::swings lightly at Chuck Norris to see what he'll do::
Norris: ::blocks the punch with his raised arm, then slowly punches Goku in the face::
Goku: Uhn! ::wipes blood from his mouth:: That was pretty good. Let's see how you handle this!
Norris: Bring it on, Goku!
(Goku starts doing a bunch of strong punches and kicks. Chuck Norris is somehow able to block them all.)
Croc: Wow, look at how Norris is skillfully blocking punches from Goku!
Alli: They certainly do seem evenly matched. Who do you think is going to win?
Croc: Hm, it's too early in the match to tell, but I'm thinking Goku will come on top.
Alli: That's probably a safe bet. Goku still has many tricks up his sleeve.
Croc: Let's see what happens.
(Goku's attacks start getting stronger and faster, as Chuck Norris blocks them all. Goku eventually gets tired of this method of attacking, and backs off.)
Goku: You really are strong!
Norris: Thank you, Goku. You're not so bad yourself.
Goku: ::smirks:: Well let's see how you handle my true power!
Norris: I can't wait.
Goku: ::stands still, and looks to the sky:: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(The sky gets dark, and rocks start rising from the ground. Lightning bolts streak around the stadium as Goku continues to scream a lot.)
Alli: What is Goku doing?
Croc: He appears to be changing into a Super Saiyan.
Alli: This early? Chuck Norris must be stronger than I thought.
(With one final scream, Goku's hair changes to a bright golden color. The transformation into a Super Saiyan is complete.)
Norris: ::blinks:: Well, I didn't expect that.
Goku: This is my true power! Are you ready?
Norris: ::gets into a fighting stance:: I can still beat you.
Goku: ::smiles:: Good!
(All of a sudden, Goku vanishes from the sight of everyone in the audience, including Croc and Alli. He starts doing some very fast attacks to Chuck Norris. Nobody can see what Goku is doing, but Chuck Norris appears to be perfectly capable of blocking everything Goku does.)
Croc: Where'd Goku go? He's moving too fast for us to see!
Alli: I don't know, but it doesn't seem to faze Chuck Norris!
(Goku backs off, realizing his attacks are no use against Chuck Norris.)
Goku: Very good, Mr. Norris! But, I have one more attack I'd like you to see.
Goku: ::brings back his hands and starts charging up ki:: Ka.....me......
Alli: What?! Could it be?!
Croc: It is! It's the Kamehameha Wave!
Norris: What the...?
(The audience in the area where Goku is facing starts fleeing the stadium in fear. Chuck Norris simply stands there, poised to take whatever Goku can dish out.)
Goku: .....HA! ::brings his hands forward::
(A massive beam of energy is shot from Goku's hands, completely enveloping Chuck Norris and half of the stadium. Anyone in the stadium not caught in the path of the beam is blown away by the force of the beam. Croc and Alli are blown out of their chairs, but manage to grab onto a bleacher to keep from being completely thrown out of the stadium. Eventually, the attack ends. Croc and Alli make their way back to their chairs.)
Croc: Wow! What an attack! There's no way Chuck Norris could've survived.
Alli: Yes, it appears that Goku has won the fight!
Croc: Too bad there's too much smoke to see how much damage was done...
Goku: ::exhausted, gasping for air:: I.....won.......
(The smoke starts to clear. Eventually, enough smoke disappears to reveal that half of the stadium has been destroyed.)
Alli: Oh man....this is a disaster....
Croc: Poor Chuck...
(All of a sudden, a figure can be seen in the smoke, making its way toward Goku.)
Croc: What?! It looks like somebody survived the beam!
Goku: ::mouth agape:: N....no.....it can't be!
Norris: It can, and it is.
(Chuck Norris walks out of the smoke, with not a scratch on him.)
Alli: Chuck Norris is alive! The fight can continue!
Goku: B...but how did you survive?!
Norris: I had my arm up.
Norris: Now, let me show you one of my attacks.
Croc: It looks like Chuck Norris is going to do one final attack!
(Chuck Norris walks up to a frightened Goku. He then slowly lifts his leg off the ground, turns around, and nails Goku in the face with an extremely slow roundhouse kick. Goku falls down.)
Croc: Goku is down!
(Blanka comes out, and starts counting.)
Blanka: 1! 2! 3!
Alli: Will Goku get up?
Blanka: 4! 5!
Croc: It's looking bad for Goku!
Blanka: 6! 7!
Norris: Sorry, Goku. This fight is over.
Blanka: 8! 9! 10! ::waves his arms, and the bell rings::
Croc: It's over! Chuck Norris is the victor!
Alli: What an incredible battle! I'd love to see another fight like that!
Croc: You can, on the next episode of Superfights!
Alli: Oh yes, you're right! Who will fight next time?
Croc: We have an amazing battle scheduled! The bazooka-toting Standing Tank Falcon from the videogames Battleclash and Metal Combat is going to do battle against Galvatron of Transformers fame! It's a clash of heavily-armed mechanical titans!
Alli: Sounds exciting!
Croc: It will be!
Alli: Well, hopefully the Superfight Stadium will be repaired in time for the next episode. Until then, I'm Alli Grey.
Croc: And I'm X-Croc. See you next time!