Full Name: The Undisputed King of the Sub-Optimal Leauge of Ninja Nicknames: Ninja King Height: 5'9" Weight: 180 lbs. Nationality: Unknown - Presumeably Japanese Favorite Food: Choco-Tacos, root beer Favorite Band: Hikaru Utada Favorite TV shows: Might Morphin' Power Rangers Likes: Totalitarianism, stuffed toys from claw machines Dislikes: Damien Sword , hat-hair, democracy Trademark Attacks: Inferior Kick and Rubber Shuriken Shower First Appearance: Strip 57 - Ninja Battle - Kidnapped! The King of the Sub-Optimal League of Ninja was once an ordinary ninja peon, at the bottom of the ranks of the Sub-Optimal League of Ninja. However, using murder, trickery, and illegal raffle tickets to assist him, he was able to ascend to the organization's top, and take his place as King. Helped by his top nine assistants (named Ninja 1 through Ninja 9, respectively), the Ninja King led an assault on the city of Raphael, NJ. However, his troops were beaten back by Damien Sword, arch-enemy of ninja everywhere. Ninja King then retreated to his Ninja HQ, where he was able to hide, until Damien, along with his assistant Robodile, and their new friends, Hawk, Croc, and Jacky, tracked him down and defeated him. Angered by these humiliating defeats, the Ninja King has since made an alliance with the sinister sorcerer, Ministry, in hopes of getting revenge on all those who have made a mockery of him, in the past.