Written in 2003 about Kurt Angle, Olympic Gold Medalist-turned-professional wrestler.
The Three I’s Are These:
Intens’ty, Integrity
And Intelligence
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Kurt A has no hair
his head is bald and shiny
I want to rub it
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The Angle Slam’s great
It was the Olympic Slam
Now it has Kurt’s name
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Belly-to-belly
Kurt Angle will suplex
all his lesser foes
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Three-time Champion
WWE
Kurt is your hero
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Kurt wears red white blue
Colors of his country’s flag
He made pizza ads